Facebook, you know I’ve loved you. Let me count the ways…
So it’s hard to say this to you; But I think it’s time…
to see others.
Don’t take it personally. You know you’re wonderful. It’s just that I let everything else slip away once I fell for you.
Like my sneakers.
And my kids.
You’re really great Facebook, and I know you’ll keep attracting the right ones for you.
I hope we can still be friends.
(Please don’t stay in touch.)
Kelly Salasin, June 2012